Today is a glorious day. I’m introducing a new feature titled “Three to The Beach” where I essentially provide links to surfing related posts on the Internet I deem worthy of reading. It will be a regular feature on Nugable. If you have any suggestions, links, tips or just want to call me an asshole, feel free to email me at nugable@gmail.com.
Photographer Dustin Humphrey goes absolutely bonkers in a photo feature/ad campaign for Insight titled Dope-amine. (meSurf)
Why the world title race is much closer than you think. Aaron Checkwood reminds us Joel Parkinson, not Mick Fanning, is the number-one horse right now. (Transworld Surf)
Charlie Smith is driving a BMW around Europe with his investment banker. Sometimes he even makes it to the surf event he is covering. (Stab Magazine)
Taj Burrow’s punt of the month. (Surfline)
Who would be more likely to let Derek Rielly toss their salad? Mick or Joel? (Demon Factory)
Finally, the video below has nothing to do with surfing, but it’s worth a look.
Photo: Dustin Humphrey
Taj’s punt is sicky dicky.
Topless chick on an underwater motorcycle = My lap getting all tingly and happy like a dwarf finding a turkey leg under his bed with very little dust and hair on it.
Blasphemy,
Turkey leg? Why do I get the impression you work at Medevil Times an have a midget and troll under your bed?
Bedtime snacks confuse Jimmy.
Reads like Nug is opting for the low lying fruit…. it took Lewis months before he got that desperate for content.
How about an Alex Knost interview?
Well Jimmy, as much as I would have loved to have lived and surfed during the ‘Med-Evil’ times, I would prefer to live in our current ‘All-Evil’ times. Although, the Medieval Times were also quite resplendent and rife with empty waves and voluptuous women.
And let’s leave the dwarf ‘neath my bed out of this. For I too, am dwarf-like, in that I am 6’-4” and my meat piston hangs flaccidly past my knees. Did I mention that, since birth, my knees are also located an inch and a half above my ankles?
Speaking of dwarfs, Adriano’s so short, he can bung- jump off a curb. All Adriano needs is a stool, and he can wet-hump an electrical socket.
Ehhh, I am a little tipsy. Time to pass out.
Yup, that would be bungee-jump…
… bahtendah!! ‘Nother round o’ Jameson puleashhe.